Hey guys! Sorry for the delay, but I actually put a little work into my posts. After all, Paul says "A picture is worth a 1000 words". So... if I don't have pictures I need a 1000 words! (For those of you fools who say the intro+the asterisks=1000 words, I don't care, try writing a well-written 1000 word blog post in 2 hours).
I would like to introduce to you: a poorly written, mild rant, written in a cynical, sarcastic, humorous, and religious tone. I might edit it to make it a decent piece of prose (with bullet points and parenthetical comments) ; or else I'll just be lazy and keep it as it is.
See if you can find places where I put in rhymes, semi-sentence-palindromes, and other fun stuff. Like I said, I avoided using parenthetical comments this time around.
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It was a perfect day. I hop off the bus, and slowly make my way home, up my street where the houses are two miles apart. The backpack is weighing me down. I'm bored. No! When you get bored, you think of stuff that went wrong Alex! ...the FBLA meeting. Right. That was one thing that went wrong. And after being dragged to that meeting, I realized that the crediting system, although seemingly enticing, is incredibly broken.
Let's face it. We just love padding our resumes. But where is the line that must be drawn, between what's morally right and what's morally wrong? The fact that we can basically earn money for our 1k dollar senior trip by doing absolutely nothing is nothing to absolutely shy away from. But again, I have to emphasize that this is morally wrong. Yeah, call me a wuss; too bad. Don't you want to go to heaven?
Take a look at an FBLA meeting. You come in, sit, sign in, and leave. What a terrible mess.
I swear, the place is in absolute pandemonium from beginning to end. Sure, teacher intervention may be discouraged, but if there is absolutely none, then the club will most likely look like an orange after it was squeezed by Jerry in the cafeteria. We students simply do not have enough experience and skill combined to control a meeting the magnitude of the FBLA's. After all, not everybody is like the leader of the TCC club, who can simply conjure up an amazing program in less than one summer.
Actually... the TCC president probably got off easier since Asians are cohesive AND cooperative. At the same time!
Yeah, you can actually call it the FBLA's fault. After all, aren't they supposed to direct you? And yes, you do run the school store once in the while. So it isn't completely us to blame. However, there are two types of free creditors:
- The people that actually attend the meeting. Good job. This is right.
- The people that ask other people to sign them in and then don't attend. Bad boy. This is wrong.
I completely despise the latter type of free creditor simply because they are lazy and they don't deserve it. Period. There is no other argument.
Keep in mind that, even if you raise all 1000$ by free crediting, you still only raised enough to pay for, in my case, your 75$ club fee, your ~300$ MUN trip, and part of your ~900$ orchestra trip. Two of the above payments may even be annual. Throw in the cost for a graphing calculator, the outrageous costly MLA handbook, and other entities that your teachers make you purchase, and basically 1000$ is a miniscule amount.
But that's another story; sorry for the tangent. The money-sapping high school is a different problem.
There are also other logical arguments for the non-believers, a.k.a. the believers of free crediting.
- You don't learn. What do you learn? How to write your name in a laptop?
- You don't develop. Wait... that's the same thing!
- It looks stupid. You can argue with this one.
Alas, the only thing we can do is to fix it. When? How? I dunno. Maybe never. Anyway, I'm too lazy to do anything about it.
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I have to admit, I struggled to get to 1000 words. So, I stopped at approximately 750. Ranting about a subject without making it redundant, and carefully shaping its tone is harder to do with such a narrow topic because there is just so much you can write.
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-Alex